Things I can Promise:

This blog will never contain: recommendations for obscure indie bands, platitudes that will make you a better person, anything related to sports that doesn't involve mocking it.

This blog will definitely contain: evidence of my rapid sways between extreme stupidity and manic genius, and cute animals in various media formats.
Zakkerz (n.) a temporary pant roll-up wrap used to hold pants that have been rolled up to a shorter length for flat shoes.
Zakkerz (n.) a temporary pant roll-up wrap used to hold pants that have been rolled up to a shorter length for flat shoes.